An Instant Guide to Men’s Mind(set)

by | Oct 3, 2008 | Love & Relationship | 3 comments

The following are a set of rules. These rules does speak for the majority of the male population (men who don’t think so are welcome to comment). Whoever wrote this is brilliant. It is periodically splashed across the internet but I can’t seem to pinpoint to the original author (though I would readily acknowledge his work and his brilliance). an instant guide to men

An Instant Guide to Men’s Mind(set)

Women who are seeking to know men better would find these rules helpful. Women who chose to ignore these rules do so at their own risk. All rules are numbered as #1, so I presume they are of equal importance.

An Instant Guide to Men’s Mind(set)

1. Breasts are for looking at and that’s why we do it. Don’t try to change that.

[This is the first on the list, so it must be the most important rule. Only a fraction of men will admit to this. Those who do are the real men. Those who don’t are liars, are afraid to admit it and try to act “holier than thou”. Ladies, stay away from these men.]

1.  Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

[Folks, don’t be surprise how much of an issue this could be…]

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of tides. Let it be.

[This is a favorite. Sports is rather sacred to men.]

  An Instant Guide to Men’s Mind(set)

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

[This is consistent with the above rule. As for men who are not professional racers (ie. NASCAR, Formula 1, Demolition Derby, etc.) but engage in blatantly driving their “sports cars” (modified vehicles that sounds like one but looks like a regular car) irresponsibly on roads where ordinary folks frequent – that ain’t a sport. It just means that you suffer from a lack of self-esteem and/or have not discovered what you want to do with your life yet. It’s not the right way to impress women, nor does it boost your self-esteem.]

1. Crying is blackmail.

[This one speaks for itself.]

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